1800s sex be like
*helps you out of a carriage* *unties your coat laces for you* *touches your ungloved hand* *avoids you at a ball*
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever
Anonymous asked:
you sad little pervert
megapope-deactivated20220531 answered:
im happy big & sexually normal
sarah snook in makeup screen tests for predestination (2015, dir. michael+peter spierig)
people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad
+ a secret, third thing
sometimes a bug will clean its antenna or a bird will itch its feathers with its little feet or a kitty will blink its little eyes at you and then youll feel so overwhelmed with love for the world you cant even stand it
thought about my OC yesterday, thought about my OC today, will think about my OC tomorrow
i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry
so anyway sebastian is like
- Bethany: So, Sebastian… you’re a prince.
- Sebastian: That is my lot, Lady Hawke.
- Bethany: (Laughs) I’m a mage. I don’t hear “Lady” very often.
- Sebastian: You think there is shame in being in the Circle?
- Bethany: Isn’t there?
- Sebastian: You were made as you are. I have yet to see evidence of the Maker’s fallibility. I certainly don’t see any in you.
sebastian is like a genuinely good guy
- Sebastian: You know, when I return to Starkhaven you’re welcome to come with me.
- Fenris: And do what, exactly?
- Sebastian: You’re a fine warrior. If you could train men to fight like you do, we’d be unstoppable.
- Fenris: I’m no leader, and I doubt humans would want me training them.
- Sebastian: Then why not train elves? I bet there’s plenty who would admire all you’ve accomplished.
- Fenris: I… haven’t accomplished anything.
- Sebastian: No? You are your own man, living as you see fit—you give yourself too little credit.
- Fenris: You are being kind.
- Sebastian: Not at all. Think about it.
and like someone should probably tell him that andraste was a mage and about the dissonant canticle of shartan bc he’d be like “oh :) neat :) why aren’t we telling everyone about this :) we should tell everyone about this :)”
- Sebastian: It’s hard to look at these apostates and not see Anders.
- Sebastian: Andraste says we’re all children of the Maker and deserve the freedom to walk by His side or throw ourselves to the Void.
- Sebastian: Still, I can’t imagine she would support this chaos.
- Purple Hawke: [This is the right thing to do.] Oh, she’d probably be lighting fires and screaming “freedom” with the rest of them.
- Sebastian: (Laughs) I always imagined her with a bit more dignity… but she was a strong defender of the oppressed.
- Blue Hawke: [This is the right thing to do.] Andraste wouldn’t want her Chantry to be a prison and torture-chamber. We must reclaim her mercy.
- Red Hawke: [This is the right thing to do.] Andraste would side with the victims.
- Sebastian: You’re right. I should not need you to remind me of such things.
like he would love divine leliana she’d be like “everyone should have rights and fuck you if you think otherwise” and he’d be like “mmm she’s right tho :)”